omegle lulz
You: never met one
Stranger: I AM AN INDIAN
Stranger: wait
Stranger: indian as in native american or indian as in dothead
You: i think as in native american
Stranger: oh. well then yeah, i am like..idk
Stranger: 1/8 or 1/16 native american
Stranger: and I am not stupid
You: dude
Stranger: i have a 3.9 GPA thank you very fucking much
You: why do you even care what some random douche asks?
Stranger: lol. I dont. how do you know that ^^^^ isnt bullshit
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I could be a german.
You: you could
Stranger: who kills jews in my spare time
You: i dont really care what you are
You: i just wanna kill some time
Stranger: and worships hitler
Stranger: or i could be a horny 13 year old boy with a 2 inch dick.
You: you could
Stranger: or i could be a sixteen year old girl bored shitless at work
You: that'd be an option too
Stranger: what are you killing time for?
You: because im bored
Stranger: as in.. do you have plans for later?
You: no
You: im just bored...drinking polish beer in my hotel room in Auschwitz lol
Stranger: haha. hell yeah
Stranger: not that you care, as you already pointed out, but the sixteen option was the real one.
Stranger: although i really am native american.. i think. maybe
You: you think?
Stranger: idk. people tell me i look mexican.
Stranger: or asian
You: are you on drugs dude?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nope
You: or does your aparment just lack the interior of mirrors
Stranger: I dont think i look mexican or asian.
You: but you do have a mirror right?
Stranger: my eyes are too big to be asian. and im a lil too chesty to be asian as well
Stranger: i do have a mirror
You: why dont you have a great fucking look at yourself and see what you are instead of guessing for five fucking minutes, its kind of dreadful to read. I mean, as far as I know you're just a random stranger from some random country
You: I dont care if you're asian or African....wait...I would mind if you was african...but not asian
You: ...well..maybe a little bit..
You: but you have too good english to be an asian
Stranger: haha. dreadful?
You: yeah
Stranger: who the hell are you?
You: Who's asking?
You: I can be Bob to you, and you can be Jane
Stranger: I dont want to be Jane.
You: Janet?
Stranger: better.
You: Janette?
You: Janet it is
Stranger: Can you be Steve?
Stranger: I like Steve.
You: No, I'm fucking Bob
You: My friends call me "Drunk Bob"
Stranger: my friends call me jack off janet
You: Sounds like an airline
Stranger: i get that a lot
You: I bet you do
You: I bet you're pissed over it too huh
Stranger: furious
You: want a good song Janet?
Stranger: always
You: youtube on LFO - Freak and forward it to 2.27
You: SO MEGA FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEE!!!!!
You: I'd be rocking my hotel like a boss if it wasn't for my shitty laptop speakers right now
Stranger: why are you in a hotel?
You: Because I'm in Auschwitz
You: I'm from Finland....visiting Poland
Stranger: im gonna call bullshit on that
You: Really?
You: Okay
Stranger: Yeah. mainly because your english is pretty decent.
You: lol
You: whatta fuck?
You: are you serious?
Stranger: dont finlandians speak finnish/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or something?
You: yeah we DO..
You: so what?
You: We have English in school, on Tv and on the radio...
You: Besides, I'm Swedish living in Finland
You: Maybe that's why I'm so GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAT in English
Stranger: whoa. calm down killer
Stranger: why do you give a fuck what i think?
You: I don't
Stranger: im jack off janet for fucks sake
You: I just like conversations
Stranger: oh
Stranger: right
You: so where the fuck are you from stranger?
Stranger: america. where else would someone so idiotic live?
You: Canada
Stranger: touche.
You: Where in the US?
Stranger: midwest.
Stranger: illinois
You: Chicago?
Stranger: near chicago
You: okay
Stranger: now you can stalk me
You: nah man
You: im too far away
You: dont worry
Stranger: alright.
Stranger: so im sick of being jack off janet
Stranger: can i be courageous courtney now?
You: the fuck you wanna be?
You: sure
Stranger: cc for short
You: ceeeeeeeeceeeeeeeee
You: sisi
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 24
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: interesante.
You: like that would fucking matter
You: what about you?
Stranger: i already told you
You: 16?
Stranger: yessir
You: i ain't no sir, ma'am
Stranger: deep down everyone is a sir, sir.
You: Me no sir, senora
Stranger: alright then maam
Stranger: dude
Stranger: bro
Stranger: homeboy
You: homieeeeeeyyyy
You: yeah
You: so, you a big sports fan or do you rather smoke weed in front of the show weeds on a friday night?
You: I'm the latter btw
Stranger: i am a neither.
Stranger: I neither smoke weed nor am a sports fan.
You: you never smoked weed?
You: are you for reals?
You: fuck are you? a nun?
Stranger: i like to fuck bitches on friday night. and of course i have smoked. but i dont regularly. and havent in a long time
You: you suck bro
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okay. so i smoked last tuesdaya
Stranger: big deal
You: no seriously...you suck balls...everyone smoke weed nowadays, but you dont so automatically you qualify for the annual ballsucker award of the internets
You: interwebz*
Stranger: i do suck balls. that my job as a lady.
You: or intrawebz
Stranger: drop to my knees and give my man pleasure.
You: but you fuck bitches, and still are a lady?
Stranger: ever heard of being bi?
Stranger: or lesbian?
You: No never, what's that? Project
Stranger: or bi curoius? or doing what your asshole bf asked and getting with a girl while he enjoys watching?
You: You need a role model bro
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: i cant tell if youre a dude or chick
You: Guess
Stranger: dude
You: Disco!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why do i need a role model?
Stranger: im like the perfect gf.
You: because you fucking suck, why else?
Stranger: how much of this do you believe?
You: All and none of it
Stranger: i got grass stains on my knees bro
You: Why?
You: Almost got raped from soccer pratice or what?
You: after soccer practice*
Stranger: no, sucking dick.
You: How does it feel?
Stranger: sucking dick? it feels like im gagging on a penis.
You: and what's that like?
Stranger: well, its quite lovely.
You: Why?
You: What's so enjoyable about it?
You: It's a cock for fucks sakes
Stranger: you tell me whats so enjoyable about it.
You: I never done it that's why I'm asking you, you blue cunt fuckface
Stranger: have you had it done?
Stranger: to you?
You: Why?
Stranger: because if you have ill tell you to stfu because you know why its enjoyable. and if you havent.
Stranger: well. then stfu for saying i suck and ima fucking nun
You: I wanna KNOW what's so fucking enjoyable about SUCKING DICK!?
You: That's what I wanna know, so please, enlighten a fella...
Stranger: personally
You: ..you're a whore?
Stranger: I like it when i turn a guy on or when he likes it or wants me etc. soooo thats why i like it. if i turn him on, it turns me on.
Stranger: or ima whore
Stranger: either one
You: That's a shame dude
Stranger: wanna hear a funny story?
You: Please
Stranger: i have never sucked a dick. i have never done anything beyond making out
You: I think you're lying
Stranger: but you believed everything else?
Stranger: the fuck.
You: No
You: I never beileve mother fuckers on omegle
You: I'm just here for the sake of it
Stranger: lol. you seem so unhappy
You: I am
You: Good observation
Stranger: little advice.
You: From a 16 year old...please go ahead
Stranger: get over yourself and have fun. be happy. get yourself a girl. dont be afraid to fall in love. but mainly get over yourself. youre putting a damper on my fucking day
You: Get over myself?
You: What............
You: the,...................
You: ...fuzzball?
Stranger: dont look down on me cause im 16. at least im happy
You: Are you?
Stranger: your fucking pissed off as god knows what
You: I'm not pissed
Stranger: you act like it
You: I'm having the time of my freaking life...
Stranger: which is worse than actually being pissed in my opinion
You: Why, am I acting like it?
You: If anyone, you should know...
Stranger: waittt wha?
You: Yeah, exactly...what?
You: What do you know?
Stranger: im only 16. i dont know anything
You: Good, then shut the fuck up
Stranger: youre kind of an asshole
You: I know
Stranger: are you proud of it?
You: Should I?
Stranger: there are three reasons why people are assholes according to studies.
You: blah blah blah...
Stranger: 1) youre meant to be a lady and somehow ended up with a dick
You: Yeah, probably it
Stranger: 2) people bullied you and this is payback
You: Might have done something
Stranger: though your revenge makes no sense
Stranger: 3) you have a small ass dick.
You: Am I vendictive now?
You: Yeah, my dick is soooooo small
You: You'd get the joke if you'd seen the South Park episode
Stranger: or a nasty combinated of the three.
You: you should take psychology classes in high school
Stranger: i do
You: you are?
Stranger: ^that was bs. im not taking anything
Stranger: i dropped out.
You: besides balls in your mo-mo-mo-outh
You: omg
You: you're such a loser
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no, the gpa thing in the beginning was true
Stranger: i plan on going to college.
Stranger: im not stupid
You: i have no idea what that is besides that gpa stands for grade point average or some shit like that
Stranger: if anything, i am a loser. but the nerdy loser. im not popular, pretty, anythin
Stranger: im just book smart
Stranger: so ill be some cat lady who teaches math.
You: im ricki lake smart
Stranger: you rock pjs and no shirt?
Stranger: smoke weed and eat yougurt
You: not at the moment, no
You: no
Stranger: *yogurt
You: can't say i am
You: bar closes at 10 so i might be hiting a few more warka's before nap time
Stranger: warkas.
You: polish beer
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: i cant drink
Stranger: only 16
You: so?
Stranger: ima nun remember?
Stranger: hugs not drugs
You: i dont
You: bugs not drugs
Stranger: drugs are for slugs
You: drugs are for mugs
Stranger: sniff cake not coke
Stranger: cook brownies not crack
You: yah yah yah das is goood
Stranger: light up the room not your weed.
You: stop
You: thats enough miss
Stranger: fuckyeah
Stranger: im a pornstar
Stranger: chasey lain right here bitch
You: yeah in your own private library
Stranger: fuck me, make me scream
You: i'd only make you weep and i hate when tricks weeps
Stranger: i love when guys make me cry
You: thats so ramantic
Stranger: its where i get my fulfillment
You: romantic*
You: awesome
Stranger: negative attention is better than no attention
You: true dat homie
Stranger: youre one fucked up ass
You: why?
Stranger: yeah bitch
Stranger: fuck you
You: :D:D::D::DD:D:D:D:D:D
Stranger: RAWR. i love you
You: :D:D:D::D:D:DD:D:
Stranger: your dick + my pussy = good fucking times
You: nah
You: i'd never buzz a cap in no 16 year old
Stranger: im not sixteen.
You: i dont care
Stranger: im twenty
You: dont care
Stranger: and your not 24
You: okay
Stranger: your `3
Stranger: 13
You: okay
You: sure
Stranger: and its my dream to fuck a 13 year old
You: gatansbarn.blogg.se
You: check our convo later
You: :D:D:D:D:
You: you will prolly need to use google translate but why should I give a fuck
Stranger: gatansbarg.blogg.se?
Stranger: thats finnish?
You: gatansbarn.blogg.se
You: swedish
Stranger: you have a blog
You: i do
Stranger: you want me to read your blog
Stranger: /
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: i just wanna put it out there
You: because im going to post this convo later
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and why are you going to do that?
You: to make fun of you
Stranger: make fun of me?
Stranger: you dont know me
You: yeah
You: no i dont
Stranger: and you nothing i said was true
You: but why would that matter
You: so?
Stranger: so youre making fun of.. idk. some make believe person?
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: its not embarassing if it cant be traced back to me
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: well.. go for it.
You: I will
Stranger: so why am i worth putting up?
Stranger: do you put all your conversation up?
You: dont feel so god damn special
You: you're not
Stranger: or just a few lucky
Stranger: ones
You: I will from now on
Stranger: you will put them all up?
You: The ones that matters
Stranger: who reads your blogs anyway?
Stranger: what makes you so fucking special?
You: Randoms
Stranger: ohh, ones that matter? so i matter now?
You: Who said I was special?
Stranger: (;
You: yeah, stupidity matters so I guess you're one of our daily winners
Stranger: well, its been lovely talking drunk bob but i have to get going.
Stranger: have a nice day. (:
You: oh no for reals?
Stranger: dont act so sad.
You: okay fuck off
Stranger: itll make me cry
You: get bent
Stranger: i already knew i was a whore and stupid. so i didnt really learn anything.. but thanks anyway
Stranger: byee.
Stranger: (:
You: fuck
You: off
Stranger: i dont want to
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: off
You: but you have to
Stranger: why dont you just disconnect?
You: why dont you?
You: you're the one leaving
Stranger: youre the one who wants me to fuck off
Stranger: and i read the clock wrong.
Stranger: i have another 2 whole minutes
Stranger: ohemgee.
You: so awesome
Stranger: hablas espanol?
You: tell me something good or disconnect
Stranger: your blog is hard to read
You: why?
You: eye problems?
Stranger: google translation sucks.
Stranger: it doesnt make sense
You: yeah, its hard to be a foreigner in your own land sometimes
Stranger: ..what? nevermind. bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
