gatans barn

You: never met one

Stranger: I AM AN INDIAN

Stranger: wait

Stranger: indian as in native american or indian as in dothead

You: i think as in native american

Stranger: oh. well then yeah, i am like..idk

Stranger: 1/8 or 1/16 native american

Stranger: and I am not stupid

You: dude

Stranger: i have a 3.9 GPA thank you very fucking much

You: why do you even care what some random douche asks?

Stranger: lol. I dont. how do you know that ^^^^ isnt bullshit

Stranger: ?

Stranger: I could be a german.

You: you could

Stranger: who kills jews in my spare time

You: i dont really care what you are

You: i just wanna kill some time

Stranger: and worships hitler

Stranger: or i could be a horny 13 year old boy with a 2 inch dick.

You: you could

Stranger: or i could be a sixteen year old girl bored shitless at work

You: that'd be an option too

Stranger: what are you killing time for?

You: because im bored

Stranger: as in.. do you have plans for later?

You: no

You: im just bored...drinking polish beer in my hotel room in Auschwitz lol

Stranger: haha. hell yeah

Stranger: not that you care, as you already pointed out, but the sixteen option was the real one.

Stranger: although i really am native american.. i think. maybe

You: you think?

Stranger: idk. people tell me i look mexican.

Stranger: or asian

You: are you on drugs dude?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: nope

You: or does your aparment just lack the interior of mirrors

Stranger: I dont think i look mexican or asian.

You: but you do have a mirror right?

Stranger: my eyes are too big to be asian. and im a lil too chesty to be asian as well

Stranger: i do have a mirror

You: why dont you have a great fucking look at yourself and see what you are instead of guessing for five fucking minutes, its kind of dreadful to read. I mean, as far as I know you're just a random stranger from some random country

You: I dont care if you're asian or African....wait...I would mind if you was african...but not asian

You: ...well..maybe a little bit..

You: but you have too good english to be an asian

Stranger: haha. dreadful?

You: yeah

Stranger: who the hell are you?

You: Who's asking?

You: I can be Bob to you, and you can be Jane

Stranger: I dont want to be Jane.

You: Janet?

Stranger: better.

You: Janette?

You: Janet it is

Stranger: Can you be Steve?

Stranger: I like Steve.

You: No, I'm fucking Bob

You: My friends call me "Drunk Bob"

Stranger: my friends call me jack off janet

You: Sounds like an airline

Stranger: i get that a lot

You: I bet you do

You: I bet you're pissed over it too huh

Stranger: furious

You: want a good song Janet?

Stranger: always

You: youtube on LFO - Freak and forward it to 2.27

You: SO MEGA FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEE!!!!!

You: I'd be rocking my hotel like a boss if it wasn't for my shitty laptop speakers right now

Stranger: why are you in a hotel?

You: Because I'm in Auschwitz

You: I'm from Finland....visiting Poland

Stranger: im gonna call bullshit on that

You: Really?

You: Okay

Stranger: Yeah. mainly because your english is pretty decent.

You: lol

You: whatta fuck?

You: are you serious?

Stranger: dont finlandians speak finnish/

Stranger: ?

Stranger: or something?

You: yeah we DO..

You: so what?

You: We have English in school, on Tv and on the radio...

You: Besides, I'm Swedish living in Finland

You: Maybe that's why I'm so GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAT in English

Stranger: whoa. calm down killer

Stranger: why do you give a fuck what i think?

You: I don't

Stranger: im jack off janet for fucks sake

You: I just like conversations

Stranger: oh

Stranger: right

You: so where the fuck are you from stranger?

Stranger: america. where else would someone so idiotic live?

You: Canada

Stranger: touche.

You: Where in the US?

Stranger: midwest.

Stranger: illinois

You: Chicago?

Stranger: near chicago

You: okay

Stranger: now you can stalk me

You: nah man

You: im too far away

You: dont worry

Stranger: alright.

Stranger: so im sick of being jack off janet

Stranger: can i be courageous courtney now?

You: the fuck you wanna be?

You: sure

Stranger: cc for short

You: ceeeeeeeeceeeeeeeee

You: sisi

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 24

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: interesante.

You: like that would fucking matter

You: what about you?

Stranger: i already told you

You: 16?

Stranger: yessir

You: i ain't no sir, ma'am

Stranger: deep down everyone is a sir, sir.

You: Me no sir, senora

Stranger: alright then maam

Stranger: dude

Stranger: bro

Stranger: homeboy

You: homieeeeeeyyyy

You: yeah

You: so, you a big sports fan or do you rather smoke weed in front of the show weeds on a friday night?

You: I'm the latter btw

Stranger: i am a neither.

Stranger: I neither smoke weed nor am a sports fan.

You: you never smoked weed?

You: are you for reals?

You: fuck are you? a nun?

Stranger: i like to fuck bitches on friday night. and of course i have smoked. but i dont regularly. and havent in a long time

You: you suck bro

Stranger: lol

Stranger: okay. so i smoked last tuesdaya

Stranger: big deal

You: no seriously...you suck balls...everyone smoke weed nowadays, but you dont so automatically you qualify for the annual ballsucker award of the internets

You: interwebz*

Stranger: i do suck balls. that my job as a lady.

You: or intrawebz

Stranger: drop to my knees and give my man pleasure.

You: but you fuck bitches, and still are a lady?

Stranger: ever heard of being bi?

Stranger: or lesbian?

You: No never, what's that? Project

Stranger: or bi curoius? or doing what your asshole bf asked and getting with a girl while he enjoys watching?

You: You need a role model bro

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: i cant tell if youre a dude or chick

You: Guess

Stranger: dude

You: Disco!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: why do i need a role model?

Stranger: im like the perfect gf.

You: because you fucking suck, why else?

Stranger: how much of this do you believe?

You: All and none of it

Stranger: i got grass stains on my knees bro

You: Why?

You: Almost got raped from soccer pratice or what?

You: after soccer practice*

Stranger: no, sucking dick.

You: How does it feel?

Stranger: sucking dick? it feels like im gagging on a penis.

You: and what's that like?

Stranger: well, its quite lovely.

You: Why?

You: What's so enjoyable about it?

You: It's a cock for fucks sakes

Stranger: you tell me whats so enjoyable about it.

You: I never done it that's why I'm asking you, you blue cunt fuckface

Stranger: have you had it done?

Stranger: to you?

You: Why?

Stranger: because if you have ill tell you to stfu because you know why its enjoyable. and if you havent.

Stranger: well. then stfu for saying i suck and ima fucking nun

You: I wanna KNOW what's so fucking enjoyable about SUCKING DICK!?

You: That's what I wanna know, so please, enlighten a fella...

Stranger: personally

You: ..you're a whore?

Stranger: I like it when i turn a guy on or when he likes it or wants me etc. soooo thats why i like it. if i turn him on, it turns me on.

Stranger: or ima whore

Stranger: either one

You: That's a shame dude

Stranger: wanna hear a funny story?

You: Please

Stranger: i have never sucked a dick. i have never done anything beyond making out

You: I think you're lying

Stranger: but you believed everything else?

Stranger: the fuck.

You: No

You: I never beileve mother fuckers on omegle

You: I'm just here for the sake of it

Stranger: lol. you seem so unhappy

You: I am

You: Good observation

Stranger: little advice.

You: From a 16 year old...please go ahead

Stranger: get over yourself and have fun. be happy. get yourself a girl. dont be afraid to fall in love. but mainly get over yourself. youre putting a damper on my fucking day

You: Get over myself?

You: What............

You: the,...................

You: ...fuzzball?

Stranger: dont look down on me cause im 16. at least im happy

You: Are you?

Stranger: your fucking pissed off as god knows what

You: I'm not pissed

Stranger: you act like it

You: I'm having the time of my freaking life...

Stranger: which is worse than actually being pissed in my opinion

You: Why, am I acting like it?

You: If anyone, you should know...

Stranger: waittt wha?

You: Yeah, exactly...what?

You: What do you know?

Stranger: im only 16. i dont know anything

You: Good, then shut the fuck up

Stranger: youre kind of an asshole

You: I know

Stranger: are you proud of it?

You: Should I?

Stranger: there are three reasons why people are assholes according to studies.

You: blah blah blah...

Stranger: 1) youre meant to be a lady and somehow ended up with a dick

You: Yeah, probably it

Stranger: 2) people bullied you and this is payback

You: Might have done something

Stranger: though your revenge makes no sense

Stranger: 3) you have a small ass dick.

You: Am I vendictive now?

You: Yeah, my dick is soooooo small

You: You'd get the joke if you'd seen the South Park episode

Stranger: or a nasty combinated of the three.

You: you should take psychology classes in high school

Stranger: i do

You: you are?

Stranger: ^that was bs. im not taking anything

Stranger: i dropped out.

You: besides balls in your mo-mo-mo-outh

You: omg

You: you're such a loser

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no, the gpa thing in the beginning was true

Stranger: i plan on going to college.

Stranger: im not stupid

You: i have no idea what that is besides that gpa stands for grade point average or some shit like that

Stranger: if anything, i am a loser. but the nerdy loser. im not popular, pretty, anythin

Stranger: im just book smart

Stranger: so ill be some cat lady who teaches math.

You: im ricki lake smart

Stranger: you rock pjs and no shirt?

Stranger: smoke weed and eat yougurt

You: not at the moment, no

You: no

Stranger: *yogurt

You: can't say i am

You: bar closes at 10 so i might be hiting a few more warka's before nap time

Stranger: warkas.

You: polish beer

Stranger: speak english

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: i cant drink

Stranger: only 16

You: so?

Stranger: ima nun remember?

Stranger: hugs not drugs

You: i dont

You: bugs not drugs

Stranger: drugs are for slugs

You: drugs are for mugs

Stranger: sniff cake not coke

Stranger: cook brownies not crack

You: yah yah yah das is goood

Stranger: light up the room not your weed.

You: stop

You: thats enough miss

Stranger: fuckyeah

Stranger: im a pornstar

Stranger: chasey lain right here bitch

You: yeah in your own private library

Stranger: fuck me, make me scream

You: i'd only make you weep and i hate when tricks weeps

Stranger: i love when guys make me cry

You: thats so ramantic

Stranger: its where i get my fulfillment

You: romantic*

You: awesome

Stranger: negative attention is better than no attention

You: true dat homie

Stranger: youre one fucked up ass

You: why?

Stranger: yeah bitch

Stranger: fuck you

You: :D:D::D::DD:D:D:D:D:D

Stranger: RAWR. i love you

You: :D:D:D::D:D:DD:D:

Stranger: your dick + my pussy = good fucking times

You: nah

You: i'd never buzz a cap in no 16 year old

Stranger: im not sixteen.

You: i dont care

Stranger: im twenty

You: dont care

Stranger: and your not 24

You: okay

Stranger: your `3

Stranger: 13

You: okay

You: sure

Stranger: and its my dream to fuck a 13 year old

You: gatansbarn.blogg.se

You: check our convo later

You: :D:D:D:D:

You: you will prolly need to use google translate but why should I give a fuck

Stranger: gatansbarg.blogg.se?

Stranger: thats finnish?

You: gatansbarn.blogg.se

You: swedish

Stranger: you have a blog

You: i do

Stranger: you want me to read your blog

Stranger: /

Stranger: ?

You: no

You: i just wanna put it out there

You: because im going to post this convo later

Stranger: oh

Stranger: and why are you going to do that?

You: to make fun of you

Stranger: make fun of me?

Stranger: you dont know me

You: yeah

You: no i dont

Stranger: and you nothing i said was true

You: but why would that matter

You: so?

Stranger: so youre making fun of.. idk. some make believe person?

You: doesn't matter

Stranger: its not embarassing if it cant be traced back to me

You: doesn't matter

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: well.. go for it.

You: I will

Stranger: so why am i worth putting up?

Stranger: do you put all your conversation up?

You: dont feel so god damn special

You: you're not

Stranger: or just a few lucky

Stranger: ones

You: I will from now on

Stranger: you will put them all up?

You: The ones that matters

Stranger: who reads your blogs anyway?

Stranger: what makes you so fucking special?

You: Randoms

Stranger: ohh, ones that matter? so i matter now?

You: Who said I was special?

Stranger: (;

You: yeah, stupidity matters so I guess you're one of our daily winners

Stranger: well, its been lovely talking drunk bob but i have to get going.

Stranger: have a nice day. (:

You: oh no for reals?

Stranger: dont act so sad.

You: okay fuck off

Stranger: itll make me cry

You: get bent

Stranger: i already knew i was a whore and stupid. so i didnt really learn anything.. but thanks anyway

Stranger: byee.

Stranger: (:

You: fuck

You: off

Stranger: i dont want to

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: off

You: but you have to

Stranger: why dont you just disconnect?

You: why dont you?

You: you're the one leaving

Stranger: youre the one who wants me to fuck off

Stranger: and i read the clock wrong.

Stranger: i have another 2 whole minutes

Stranger: ohemgee.

You: so awesome

Stranger: hablas espanol?

You: tell me something good or disconnect

Stranger: your blog is hard to read

You: why?

You: eye problems?

Stranger: google translation sucks.

Stranger: it doesnt make sense

You: yeah, its hard to be a foreigner in your own land sometimes

Stranger: ..what? nevermind. bye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.